The Texas duo was arrested on drug charges last Monday after a cop
was summoned to a Whataburger, where a male acquaintance of Arie and
Windham was passed out.
Arie, 44, who admitted providing the unconscious man with
Hydrocodone, was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance.
Windham, 30, was collared on a possession rap after he was found with
the painkiller Soma. The pair was cuffed and stuffed into a police
cruiser for the trip to get booked.
That’s when things got interesting, according to a spokesperson for
Montgomery County Constable Precinct 4. When the officer looked in his
rear view mirror, he “could no longer see Tina Arie,” who subsequently
explained that she was resting her head in Windham’s lap because she was
“tired.”
Suspicious, the officer pulled over to the side of the road to further investigate, according to a press statement.
He discovered that, “despite being handcuffed behind their backs,” the
pair were engaged in a sexual act. Windham’s jeans were undone “and Arie
was servicing his exposed genitalia.”
It is unclear how Windham’s jeans were unfastened--or whether teeth
were somehow involved in the undoing of said britches. A spokesperson
said she was unaware whether the jeans were of the zipper or button-fly
variety.
The lewd Houdini act (Lewdini?) abrupty ended when the cop “ordered
them to cease sexual contact.” Though Arie and Windham could have faced
an additional public indecency charge, they apparently caught a break
when investigators opted not to tack on a misdemeanor count to the more
serious felony narcotics charges.
Ain't no crime in a lil bump'n grind!
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